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1.the following conversation takes place between a butcher and a customer.
“how come your sausages taste like meat at one end,but like bread at the other?“the woman asked.
The man replied:“Madam,in times like these no butcher can make both ends meat.“
2.-what colour would you paint the sun and the wind?
-The sun rose and wind blue.
3.-why is Sunday the strongest day?
-because all the others are week days.
4.the following conversation that took place between a wwaitress and a customer in a restaurant.
“You’re not eating your fish,“ the waitress said to him.
“Anything wrong with it?“
“Long time no sea,“ the man replied.
5.Angela lost her narrow belt, but got a whole country