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Michael: Hey, beautiful, it’s so great to hear your voice. I miss you. I’ve been calling you for over a month, you know…
Julianne: Well, I’ve been on a book tour.
Michael: I figured you were out of town.
Julianne: No, I mean my machine eats all my messages.
Michael: Or you’re just averaging 30 days to return a call.
Julianne: It’s less when it’s you.
Michael: Look, I have to ask you something. Something incredibly important, that if you turn me down, I don’t know what I’ll d…
Julianne: You know, if I could just tell you one thing first. Well, this is, this is probably going to hand you the biggest laugh of your adult life . I’m sure. But I’m thinking about you, and I was remembering this unbelievably insane night we spent in Tucson, like, I don’t know, a thousand years ago? And you probably won’t remember this. But…
Michael: Are you kidding? I think about that night all the time.
Julianne: You do?
Michael: But it’s not why I called
Julianne: It’s not?
Michael: I called because I met someone.
Julianne: Well, that’s great. That’s great. Because you haven’t really seen anybody, have you? Since dingbat Jenny Lee.
Michael: You don’t understand. I’ve never felt this way about anybody! And she’s all wrong for me!
Julianne: There is a good start.
Michael: No, no. I mean she’s a junior at the University of Chicago, she’s 20. Her name’s Kim. Jules. you’re gonna love her. She’ s beautiful. And her dad is this billionaire and he owns the White Sox and some cable empire. You know I’ve always been uncomfortable around rich people.
Julianne: Sure.
Michael: But they’re not like that, they’re such wonderful people… really, salt of the earth .
Julianne: So. You’ve met her parents.
Michael: Yeah. Jules, we’re getting married this Sunday. Hello. Hello.
Julianne: Michael, it’s Wednesday night, how can you possibly be getting married on Sunday?
Michael: Actually, it all starts tomorrow. It’s one of these four-day-weddings with all the traditional events, and like ten million people flying in from all over the world.
Julianne: Okay. Okay. But are you working this weekend? I mean, is that responsible?
Michael: Well, the Sox are at home and Sports is letting me do a profile on the Big Hurt. You know. Frank Thomas… wait. What do you mean irresponsible? Taking off a weekend to get married? Jules. I’m scared.
Julianne: Maybe we should talk about this.
Michael: I need you. If you can’t come and hold my hand, I’ll never get through this. Please come, please.
Julianne: Well.
Michael: Oh, man, I can’t wait for you to meet her.