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SOCIALISM:
You have 2 cows, and you give one to your neighbour.
COMMUNISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you
some milk.
FASCISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you
some milk.
NAZISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you.
BUREAUCRATISM:
You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one,
milks the other, and then throws the milk away…
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM:
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your
herd multiplies,and the economy grows. You sell them
and retire on the income.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other
to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a
consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.
FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot,
and block the roads, because you want three cows.
A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are
one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce
twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow
cartoon image called Cowkimon and market it worldwide.
A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live
for 100 years,eat once a month, and milk themselves.
AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.
A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42
cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.